Svetlana, parking permits, and stamps go up…

Today’sThe Enlargement Team must be busy finding new and improved ways to enlong my schlong. In the meantime, Svetlana calls… This e-mail has it all: stereotypical Svet at the beginning of her name and just enough broken English to think, “Yeah, she really must be in Russia,” including the important details — she’s a natural … Read more

Errands, leftovers, and dancing…

I ran some errands today. At Hillsborough Street Textbooks, I bought 7 cards. I really like the “Notions” cards by Leanin’ Tree that they carry there. I stopped at K-Mart where I bought two items, and got one free. Bought Bought Free My final stop was at the Harris Teeter on Buck Jones Road. Sorry, … Read more

There’s about an hour wait…

Joe and I decided to go out and eat this evening. Our first stop was at Los Tres Magueyes. Wait time: 40 minutes. Our second stop was at Macaroni Grill. Wait time: 55 minutes. Our third stop was at On The Border. Wait time: 45 minutes. Evidently, everyone in Cary, North Carolina had decided to … Read more