Last day of the year observations…
I observed a man in the grocery store today with the old 34-inch-pants-44-inch-belly (resting-on-top-of-his-belt-buckle) thing going on. I refrained from walking up to him and saying, “Boy, you have dick-do.” David Sedaris gives the definition of “dick-do”: “His stomach sticks out farther than his dick do.” I observed how people in their mid-to-late 50s in … Read more