A dyslexic man walks into a bra… or “Breastaurants!”

~Monday~  As often happens, I experienced something and the next thing you know it’s in the news.

During my recent visit with the Lachapelles in Myrtle Beach, we went to Broadway at the Beach, and after passing by the:

Inverted house

we shopped in “It’s Sugar” enjoying some of these sights:

Rice Krispies

Twizzlers

Oral Pleasures

and then had dinner at the Tilted Kilt, which I’d never heard of before.

None of These Servers Was Ours
Some busty Tilted Kilt servers

Unfortunately, our server was not very attractive (Hey I’m gay, not blind!)—a little on the pasty side, lingered around our table way too long and way too often, and didn’t exactly put the breast in breastaurant (as these girls’ assets obviously do). All four of us took an instant disliking to her.

No sooner do I get home, this story from the Associated Press makes its way around the newswire: Tilted Kilt, Twin Peaks making ‘breastaurants’ the hot new trend in dining.

Thanks to the Lachapelles for having me!

With Pam
John and Pam

With Tara
John and Tara

Pam and Ryan
Ryan and Pam

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