No hangin’ ’round… Conductor: I can’t move this train if you hangin’ halfway out of it. Move all the way in when the doors close. [Doors start to close, fail.] Conductor: All the way in means no legs, arms, or asses be hangin’ out no doors! —6 train, 77th St stop via Overheard in New … Read more
If Dr. Phil Did 2000 Sit-Ups a Day LL Cool J walks by gaggle of middle-aged black ladies, smiling as he passes. Ladies: Oh my god, oh my god, that’s LL! Black woman to white woman: You people don’t understand—that was like you white folks seeing Dr. Phil! —LaGuardia Overheard by: Swanny via Overheard in … Read more
I made cheddar-onion-green-pepper-tomato-and-a-dollop-of-sour-cream omelets for breakfast today. Pretty tasty. I tried to work on my ENG 675 design document today from the bed, but it didn’t work out so well. My back is still killing me. Not good timing as I have a non-refundable ski trip coming up this weekend. At about 4:30, I turned … Read more
Today’s affirmation from the mother of iwc41: I don’t have your snail mail address so I can’t write you immediately to tell you what a delight you are and to thank you for your gift. (If you will send address by return e-mail I will tell you in writing how much I appreciate it and … Read more
Robert dropped me off at the Raleigh Endo Center at about 6:50 AM. While checking in, and verifying all of the information on the forms, I found that they’d made me ten years younger. Bonus. I reluctantly made the correction, signed all kinds of forms, and then sent Robert on his way. Shortly after he … Read more