Tempting fate…

This morning, I pushed the freight elevator button on the first floor, and the door opened about two inches, and then just stuck. I thanked [insert deity of choice here] that I was on the outside. In spite of the now somewhat infamous elevator incident, I tempted fate by taking this same elevator up to … Read more

Ate a Fair amount today…

I love these survey phone calls. “Good afternoon, sir. I’m calling on behalf of a national research firm; we’re not trying to sell anything. We are conducting a survey on how people get their news. Would you be willing to take the survey for us?” “Sure,” I say. “First, a little demographic information. Does anyone … Read more

Eating, captioning, and dancing…

I slept in until about 10:30, and then met Kevin, Glenn, Jace, and Sam at Finch’s for breakfast. I worked hard not to pay any mind to the C 75.5 sanitation grade that’s on their wall behind the counter. Two forms of denial helped me with this: Jace said that that rating only counts if … Read more

Turning forty-fucking-eight…

My stomach was upset all day today. My manager insisted that I work from home today, since it’s my birthday. Actually, she told me that I should take a vacation day, and that she always takes a vacation day on her birthday. I told her that I had planned to take my birthday off, but … Read more

The longest third floor…

I like this obituary in the 10/10/05 on line version of the Chicago Tribune. Theodore Roosevelt Heller Theodore Roosevelt Heller, 88, loving father of Charles (Joann) Heller; dear brother of the late Sonya (the late Jack) Steinberg. Ted was discharged from the U.S. Army during WWII due to service related injuries, and then forced his … Read more