A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, “Doctor, doctor, I can’t feel my legs!” The doctor replied, “I know you can’t – I’ve cut off your arms!” Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you … Read more
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walked into a bra. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, “I was artificially inseminated this morning.” “I don’t believe you,” says Dolly. “It’s true, no bull!” exclaims Daisy. Joe checked in with … Read more
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?” An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Ahmal.” … Read more
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A … Read more
I rescheduled my work week this week from Tuesday & Thursday to Wednesday & Thursday, so I could use today to finish up the newsletter. It’s important to me to get it out this week, since registration opens today, and this edition contains “course ads.” I took the bus over to State, and finished up … Read more
I wanted to get to State to finish up the newsletter today, but instead of my exterminator getting here closer to the 3:00 end of the promised time slot, he didn’t get here until close to 5:00. I hate when I’m on the tail end of a two-hour slot. I got to class a little … Read more
HowManyOfMe.com There are: 13,442 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name? I snuck downstairs at 6:40 and made Robert an egg and cheese sandwich on some Portuguese sweet bread, wrapped it in wax paper, put it in a brown paper lunch bag, set it on the floor in front of … Read more
I stopped by Clark Hall today to finish up the newsletter, hoping the hallway door on the 4th floor wouldn’t be locked. I never found out if it was or wasn’t, as the main doors to even get in the building were locked. Oh well, so much for doing anything on the weekends there. I … Read more
I drove over to State, where I was able to park free in the parking deck (since school is not in session due to Fall break) across from the building I went to work in. In the office, I ensured that I had the latest version of the August newsletter on my flash drive to … Read more
I worked from home today, and completed ITIM help panel edits for the writers in India. I met with Nathan today. My financial life remains intact and in good health. Late in the afternoon, Kevin (zy1125) instant messaged me to invite me to take advantage of an extra pass he had to see Jesus Camp … Read more